at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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