But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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