Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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