didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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