It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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