it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
