dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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