haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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