are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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