i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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