the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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