can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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