Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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