We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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