Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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