Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
