i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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