You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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