I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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