my soul wont recognize me after tonight
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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