I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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