I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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