***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My Higher Power is John Stamos
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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