she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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