Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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