Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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