he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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