everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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