i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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