What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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