hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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