Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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