I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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