So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she looked like the before picture.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
third nipple confirmed
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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