hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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