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(250): View more from British Columbia

Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.

(1-250): View more from British Columbia

I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.

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(760): View more from California

my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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(352): View more from Florida

She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.

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(440): View more from Ohio

One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm

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(705): View more from Ontario

She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.

(905): View more from Ontario

I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.

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(305): View more from Florida

Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.

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(254): View more from Texas

Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Anyways enough about genital fatigue...

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(916): View more from California

You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs

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