So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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