i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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