Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this boner is exhausting
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
