What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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