I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Buhtt sex?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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