Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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