Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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