"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There are leaves in my underwear?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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