I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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