READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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