just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
