Porn is love you can see.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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