I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
