I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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