Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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